Friday, January 29, 2010

Dear Baby

A co-worker forwarded me this cute lil' 3rd trimester joke.....

Dear Baby Denney,

Your current eviction date of February 24th, 2010 has been set for 9 months. In the past few months, I understand that you have become extremely comfortable in your dwelling. Unfortunately, I did not discuss some of the key points of your lease with you.
The late night dance parties were not discussed in your lease, and they've been keeping me awake through the night.
The blockage of a numerous amount of pipes and the leaking of others has to be put to an end!
Also, as far as adding square footage to the dwelling, we discussed a reasonable addition. You have surpassed that by much more than we discussed.
I have prepared another home for you to reside, so don't let house hunting be the reason you stay. Should your eviction date come and pass, please note that I will use forceful measures to remove you. I would like for this transition to be as painless and quick as possible. Please don't make this any harder than it has to be.

Love,
Mommy

9 comments:

Cher said...

LOVE IT!!!! He is coming quick! Hope that you are doing well. Andd Good Luck!!

Christy and John said...

That's hilarious! You have the tiniest little baby. You look great. Can't wait to meet him.

Brady and Brittney said...

Oh that is so cute and SOOOO true! I can't believe you'll be a baby holding mommy in less than a month! Good luck and post lots and lots of pictures!

Geoff and Bets said...

LOVE it

Mortensen Baby Farm said...

Haaaaaa! That is just too funny!

Kaija said...

Happy birthday Kristy!!!

Leanna said...

ahhhhhahahahaha! I love it! so true. so true.

I told Nate this morning that I hoped I would go into labor the same time as you...it's not completely unrealistic...could happen!! you're going to be such a great mom. I'm so excited for you - and I'm so happy we got to share this time together!!

Crystal said...

oh my gosh. can i steal this from you?? lol. i thought id ask permission first. it is so cute!! :) ...and so unbelievably true!

The Caldwell Fam said...

HA HA HA that is really cute! So true! Well of course you are anxious! As you should be! Can't wait for some pictures...LoReLi